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Oh cool- wait, what?!

Sat Nov 28, 2009, 12:13 AM
So I went down on Monday before we let out for Thanksgiving break to talk to my guidance counselor, Lisa, about my current situation in gym. My current situation is this; I'm in danger of never graduating highschool because of my refusal to play in gym class. I think I have a valid enough reason to play; my anger makes me hurt people. People kick balls towards me in soccer (knowing full well I hate kicking the ball) and I'll pick it up and chuck it back at them. Clearly I'm standing off towards the sideline because I have no interest whatsoever in playing this game, I only wanted to get gym credit for changing (something I don't even do anymore). You see me here, staring off into space and nibbling on my nails and completely not playing attention to whats going on in the game at all so they kick the ball to me?! (I'm open. Not.) Then the ball usually comes up in the air and hits me right in the stomach and knocks the wind out of me. Either that or it rolls past me and everybody is like "AHH JEEZE MORGAN, YOU SHOULDA KICKED IT!"

:iconraegplz: Did I say I was open?! Do I even look like I'm playing?! No. I did not. It was your own idiotic fault for kicking it to me in the first place. So yes, if I still have the ball in my possession I will gladly throw it at your face and pray it hits you. And hockey? Don't get me started on hockey. If you're going to keep hitting my in the leg with your goddamn stick whenever you rush past me then why are you surprised when I stick out my hockey stick and trip you? I have bruises up and down my legs, you can deal with your skinned elbow.

Now I'm straying from my real story, for which I apologize. I went to talk to Lisa about excusing me from gym and the teachers would only use my test/quizzes/homework grades towards my overall grade. Lisa said she would talk to my gym teachers and the principle and see what she could do.

So on Tuesday she calls me back into her office, and here's our conversation.

Lisa: "Go ahead and have a seat!"
Me: *Sits* :|
Lisa: So I talked to both your gym teachers! :icondurrhurrplz:
Me: Yes. :|
Lisa: Well, they said they really can't do that because if they made that exception for you they would have to make that an exception for ALL the kids who don't want to play :iconimhappyplz:
Me: :iconlolwutplz:
Lisa: And starting next Tuesday you're going to be recieving detentions each time you don't play! :la:
Me: :iconfrageplz:

That right there is bullshit.

tl;dr :My guidance counselor managed to fuck me further.

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